Feral Pizza Raccoon T-Shirt

Do not approach. Do not make eye contact. Do not touch the pizza.

The Feral Pizza Raccoon T-Shirt catches one very territorial raccoon mid-bite, buried in a pile of greasy pizza boxes, cheese dripping, one claw raised to warn you away from his pepperoni. Drawn in a detailed vintage illustration style with rich browns and saucy reds.

Pizza Rat walked so this guy could run. Made for pizza lovers, raccoon and trash panda fans, late-night snackers, roommates who label their leftovers, and anyone who has ever growled at someone reaching for the last slice.

Fabric: Soft, lightweight combed and ring-spun cotton
Fit: Unisex retail fit with a classic crew neck
Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
Label: Tear-away label
Heather colors: Cotton/poly blend varies by color
Made responsibly: FLA and WRAP certified production

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Wash cold — hot water is for people who like shrinking things
Turn it inside out before washing — protect that graphic like it's a trail map to your secret spot
Gentle detergent only — this shirt is chill, your detergent should be too
Tumble dry low or hang dry — air drying is free and gives you an excuse to stand outside doing nothing, which is basically hiking adjacent
No bleach, no fabric softener — just leave it alone and it'll be fine
If you need to iron it (we respect the commitment), turn it inside out and keep the iron off the graphic

Pull it out of the dryer promptly or hang it up — wrinkles are optional, but so is effort. Either way, this shirt is pretty forgiving. Treat it reasonably well and it'll outlast your motivation to actually go on that hike you keep planning.

Orders typically ship in 3–5 business days. Free shipping is automatically applied when you buy 2+ tees. Need a different size? We offer free exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Tracking is emailed as soon as your order ships.

Questions about the tee

These are unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tees — relaxed, true-to-size fit. Women typically size down one for a more fitted look, or stay true for an oversized feel. When in doubt, size up — the fabric softens with every wash.

Nope — we use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing which bonds with the fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and turn inside out. It'll outlast your motivation to go outside.

Orders are printed and ship within 3–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 days from ship date. Express shipping (1–2 days) is available at checkout. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it ships.

Free exchanges within 30 days — no drama. Just email hello@barelyoutdoorsy.com with your order number and what size you need. We'll sort it out faster than you can find a parking spot at a trailhead.

Yes — Bella+Canvas is WRAP certified and uses sustainable manufacturing practices. Everything is printed in the USA on blanks made with responsibly sourced cotton. We care about the planet even if we're only visiting it occasionally.