Certified Parking Lot Hiker T-Shirt

This is your official certification. It took a lot of walking from the car to get here. You've earned it.

Introducing the Certified Parking Lot Hiker Tee — issued by the Department of Barely Outdoorsy Activities and valid indefinitely, Est. Whenever. This government seal parody graphic features a full official-style badge complete with a bald eagle, crossed trekking poles, laurel wreath, gold stars, and a parking lot horizon — because some hikes start and end exactly where you parked.

This is the most honest outdoor credential ever issued. No mileage requirements. No elevation minimums. No peer review. Just you, your car, and a commitment to getting a little bit of fresh air on your own terms. The Department commends your effort.

Fabric: Soft, lightweight combed and ring-spun cotton
Fit: Unisex retail fit with a classic crew neck
Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
Label: Tear-away label
Heather colors: Cotton/poly blend varies by color
Made responsibly: FLA and WRAP certified production

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt
Wash cold — hot water is for people who like shrinking things
Turn it inside out before washing — protect that graphic like it's a trail map to your secret spot
Gentle detergent only — this shirt is chill, your detergent should be too
Tumble dry low or hang dry — air drying is free and gives you an excuse to stand outside doing nothing, which is basically hiking adjacent
No bleach, no fabric softener — just leave it alone and it'll be fine
If you need to iron it (we respect the commitment), turn it inside out and keep the iron off the graphic

Pull it out of the dryer promptly or hang it up — wrinkles are optional, but so is effort. Either way, this shirt is pretty forgiving. Treat it reasonably well and it'll outlast your motivation to actually go on that hike you keep planning.

Orders typically ship in 3–5 business days. Free shipping is automatically applied when you buy 2+ tees. Need a different size? We offer free exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Tracking is emailed as soon as your order ships.

Questions about the tee

These are unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tees — relaxed, true-to-size fit. Women typically size down one for a more fitted look, or stay true for an oversized feel. When in doubt, size up — the fabric softens with every wash.

Nope — we use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing which bonds with the fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and turn inside out. It'll outlast your motivation to go outside.

Orders are printed and ship within 3–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 days from ship date. Express shipping (1–2 days) is available at checkout. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it ships.

Free exchanges within 30 days — no drama. Just email hello@barelyoutdoorsy.com with your order number and what size you need. We'll sort it out faster than you can find a parking spot at a trailhead.

Yes — Bella+Canvas is WRAP certified and uses sustainable manufacturing practices. Everything is printed in the USA on blanks made with responsibly sourced cotton. We care about the planet even if we're only visiting it occasionally.